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Posted on Thursday, January 12, 2006 9:23 PM Blog | Back to top


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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they.

Begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows "51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to prove everyone wrong! Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 YEARS!... but, WE put it together in 51 DAYS!"
Left by bob on Oct 19, 2006 6:14 PM

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That's nice ..
Left by Cindyy on May 15, 2008 5:16 AM

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wow thats freakin retarded yea blondes are dumb but it doesnt realy take that long to put together a freakin puzzle lol
Left by tanya gamble on Oct 01, 2009 9:11 PM

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this is one stupid joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Left by gator fann 101 on Jan 06, 2010 2:45 AM

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that was actually funny
Left by lily on Mar 20, 2010 1:12 AM

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i love these
Left by Brooke on Jun 11, 2010 10:03 PM

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Heres a blond joke

There is a redhead, a brunette, and a blond hiding at a farm form the police. the redhead hides in the chicken coop, and when the cops drive by they don't notice. the brunette hids with the pigs and when the cops goes by says oink oink and dosen't get busted. the blonde hides underneath the potato sacks and says POTATO POTATO. she gets caught
Left by randomguest on Jan 21, 2011 1:57 AM

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how do u drown a submarine full of blondes?

u knock on da hatch
Left by ? on Feb 16, 2011 4:10 AM

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Wa bora man
Left by :) on Dec 24, 2011 9:50 AM

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Wa bora ! Couldn't get any worse
Left by :) on Dec 24, 2011 9:51 AM

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Tell me a more interesting joke thanks=)
Left by paige on Sep 13, 2012 11:07 PM

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what does a blonde say when u ask her if ur indicator is working? she says yes no yes no yes no
Left by paige on Sep 13, 2012 11:14 PM

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guys......................................................... Where are u ppl?
Left by paige on Sep 14, 2012 7:22 AM

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hey hey wats up my peepz
Left by paige on Sep 18, 2012 8:54 PM

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yoh one would swear u guys are dead=¤
Left by paige on Sep 19, 2012 10:05 PM

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Im leaving this place you are a bunch of............................GEEKS!!!!!!!!!!
Left by paige on Sep 25, 2012 8:45 PM

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